Before you type, it prints out. It then says:

 SeND thIs EMAiL tO the STiCk in FiVe MinutES Or iT wIll SeLf-deStruCt!

Ha Ha hA ha HA!

You stuff it in your pocket. What do you do?

Head to the Stick!
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