Strongbad:Welcome to todays Death Match I'm your host, cool guy.

Homestar:And with him today is me Homestaw uhhh

Strongbad:(whispering to Homestar) Runner stupid

Homestar: oh right Homestar Runner Stupid!

Strongbad:How did you get hired?

Homestar:I give the peoples what they want!

Strongbad:Anyway let's meet today's contestants. In the green Corner...

TROGDOR!


(Trogdor stomps in to the tune TROGDOR and burninates a nearby peasant in the audience)

Homestar: and in the Lined Papew corner...

The S is for Sucks Dragon


(S is for Sucks runs in, but stumbles on his beefy arms)

Strongbad: Now let the Deathmatch BEGIN!

Trogdor charges at S is for Sucks and sends massive punch at S is for Sucks::

SIFS catches the punch at trips Trogdor with his beefy legs::

Homestar: Trogdor is down and...

Strongbad:SIFS is in a position to kill

SIFS is about to bite down into Trogdor's neck when...

Trogdor burninates right into SIFS's face and uses his wings to get back on the ground::

Trogdor flies into the air and blows smoke into the arena::

SIFS blindly launches punches and kicks through the smoke, but to no avail::

as the smoke clears Trogdor swoops behind SIFS and kicks him in the back hurtling him to the groun::

Homstar:Oh my goodness. This looks uhhh... Stwongbad, what does it look like?

(Strongbad shoves Homestar out of the commentation room and takes charge)

Strongbad:Now that he's outta the way...

(Strongbad jumps on his chair)

Strongbad:THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR SIFS. IT'S LIKE BEADLEY VS. SQUIGLEY OVER HERE. GO SQUIGLEY GO SQUIGLY...

(Trogdor burninates SIFS back to the reject pile he came from and flexes his majesty)

Strongbad:: SQUIGLEY WINS! Now we shall present our mighty champion with the burnination cup

An 3ft. high gold trophy with a snake-like dragon made of pure silver and a bronze flame at the top floats down from above and some peasants place a plaqe bearing Trogdor's name on the side of the base. Trogdor then stomps the peasants and walks off with the burnination cup::

Strongbad:: Well tune in next time when something else happens! Good Night!