DANGERESQUE: RUN!!
DANGERESQUE TOO: YIKES!!
{General CrapLoads
? (The Poopsmith) points at the Dangeresques}
DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque Too, flip the self destruct switch!
DANGERESQUE TOO: OKAY!
DANGERESQUE: AND HURRY!
{Dangeresque runs for ages killing people and doing cool stunts, and then he hears a female voice speak out from one of the speakers}
SPEAKER: SELF-DESTRUCT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED! ALL PERSONEL MUST EVACUATE IMMEDIETLY!
{Genereral CrapLoads
? jumps into a helicopter and flies off}
DANGERESQUE: LETS GET OUTTA HERE!
{You see the Dangeresques running out of a huge factory and then suddenly it implodes and Dangeresques are flung to the ground. They both laugh}
{Scene fades to a dark meadow}
PERDUCCI: We must do something about those Dangeresques!
DR CON: I know. I've had it up to here with being foiled by them!
PERDUCCI: But what can we do?
SIR JENGASHIP: I know what we can do!
PERDUCCI: What?
SIR JENGASHIP: We could- oh I just can't do this
STRONG BAD: {whispering off screen} shut up! just do it!
SIR JENGASHIP: {sighs} We could kill of Dangeresque Too and then Dangeresque would be easy picking!
PERDUCCI: But how?
GENERAL CRAPLOADS: {shrugs}
DR CON: Just make it look accidental. Maybe a car accident!
PERDUCCI: Yes, brilliant!
GENERAL CRAPLOADS: {nods}
SIR JENGASHIP: {sighs} I suppose-
DR CON: So it's agreed, a car accident!
PERDUCCI, DR CON, GENERAL CRAPLOADS, SIR JENGASHIP: HEAR HEAR!
DR CON: And we will be known as...
PERDUCCI: The Criminal Projective
{Screen fades to the office}
DANGERESQUE: Hey, Renaldo, where's Dangeresque Too?
RENALDO: He said he went Grocery shopping!
DANGERESQUE: He's been gone hours
{Dangeresque looks out the window}
DANGERESQUE: I hope he's alright...
{Screen cuts to Dangeresque Too at the roads edge. He's talking to an old poker buddy (Pom Pom)}
DANGERESQUE TOO: No way, Perducci could sooo beat General Craploads
POKER BUDDY: {bubble bubble}
DANGERESQUE TOO: Anyway, I'd better be off, Dangeresque will be worrying
POKER BUDDY: {bubble bubble}
DANGERESQUE TOO: Yeah, bye
{He walks across the road and suddenly a van comes hurtling along. It screeches but does not stop and Dangeresque Too just misses it! Suddenly a jeep rams into him and he falls. The jeep drives away and Dangeresque Too dies! The screen fades into a funeral parlor...}
DANGERESQUE: NOOOOOOOOO!!! DANGERESQUE TOOOOOOOOO!!!
RENALDO: He's gone. Dangeresque, he's gone now...forever
DANGERESQUE: When I find out who did this I'm gonna rip his head off and toss his corpse in a ditch!
CUTESY BUTTONS: They planned their assault well, doing after the first car so Dangeresque Too wouldn't be aware of a second one...
DANGERESQUE: Did they actually mean that car to come first though. Luck might have been on their side. Dangeresque could have escaped, ad it not been for that van...
MR JENGA-JAM: Luck can't be with the peaches today!
CUTESY BUTTONS: You're right, we haven't been having luck lately...
RENALDO: {sighs} Come on, lets go back to the office. We need to feaormulorte, I mean Fermularte, I mean Feaoeoeaoaeormueeorloeao-
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, we need to deal with these thugs. They could be dangereous...