{You see a wall with a purple door and a giant The Cheat guitar, in real life. A shadow of Strong Bad comes}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat! I need you to help me open up this can of peas! {Surprised noises} The Cheat! You turned into, like, a giant guitar! You never told me you could do that! Wait a minute... what good is a giant guitar if you're not a giant... guitar..-ist? Why couldn't you turn into, like... a Semi! Or at least a tape player. You know, like : K-k-k-kow-kah! I don't think I like you like this. You're way taller than me. And way... guitarer than me.

{The Cheat's shadow enters}

The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}

Strong Bad: What the - The Cheat! You mean you can't turn in to a giant guitar after all? Than what good are you?

The Cheat: {The Cheat noises. We hear a pop.}

Strong Bad: Hey! You opened my can of peas! Thanks, The Cheat! Now let's go pour these on that ant-hill I found.

The Cheat: {Looks at guitar and makes stance like guitar, makes The Cheat noises and walks away.}


Transcribed by JestersOfTheMoon