{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are all being lazy around the couch.}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheat! Get me a drink! {The Cheat squeaks, it sounds like "You get one!"} Hey Strong Mad! Get... get me a drink!

STRONG MAD: MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!

STRONG BAD: Hey! Don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks...like...without having to actually get some drinks!

{The Cheat leaps up and starts squeaking like he has a plan}

STRONG BAD: Ooh! The man with the plan!

{Wipe to the stick. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are all looking in some brown paper bags. Homestar walks up to them.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys! Whatja doin?

STRONG BAD: Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh cool! Can I see?

STRONG BAD: No. {closes his bag} It's for me. And the Cheat. {The Cheat closes his bag} And Strong Mad to look at. {Strong Mad closes his bag}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. I'm not any of those. {The Cheat squeaks at him} Yes sir!

{Homestar backs up, and the three guys stand there looking in the bag for a while as Homestar looks on.}

STRONG BAD: Lookin' at a thing in a bag!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'? Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys. Hey guys, this is the life, right?

STRONG BAD: Sure is, man! Lookin' at a thing in a bag...drinkin' drinks...oh! Oh yeah. Homestar! why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, cool guy!

{He runs off towards Bubs' concession stand. He gets there and Bubs is dancing while saying "Checkitout!" Homestar starts dancing along.}

BUBS: Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoah! Check it out!

BUBS: What can I get for ya?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!

BUBS: You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! How did you know that?

BUBS: Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah but how did you--

BUBS: Nothin'!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But that's weird that you--

BUBS: Nothin'!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...Okay, you're weird.

BUBS: So what kind you want?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.

BUBS: Comin' right up! {he starts making the drinks}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: So Bubs...have you seen that thing in a bag?

BUBS: Oh yeah! It's friggin awesome!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. Me too. Yeah, I think so...that it is...too.

BUBS: {giving him the drinks} Here you go!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Bubsy! {starts walking away, then turns back} One more time!

{they both start dancing again}

BUBS: Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Bubsy!

{Homestar walks off. Cut back to the stick, where the trio are still lookin' at a thing in a bag.}

STRONG BAD: Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Drinks, cool guys!

STRONG BAD: Just put 'em down right there!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Check!

STRONG BAD: Now, leave.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Check! {he leaves}

STRONG BAD: Wow, it worked! Free drinks! Good thinking, the Cheat! Lookin' at a thing in a bag. I am truly the greatest guy.

{Bubs walks on}

BUBS: Did the plan work?

STRONG MAD: LIKE A CHARM!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause!

{Homestar walks back in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I forgot my blue dri--SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY! What's going on here?

STRONG BAD: Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about looking at a thing in some bags?

STRONG BAD: It escaped. Into the mountains.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, shucks. I never got to see it!

BUBS: I thought you said you had!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy.

BUBS: Liar!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh well. {The Cheat squeaks at him} Of course! {He does a flip}

BUBS: Nice trick, LIAR!

{Homestar picks up one of the bags and starts looking in it.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh wow! Cool!

STRONG BAD: Um, that bag's empty, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Supercool!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, there's nothing in it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is friggin' awesome!

STRONG BAD: Augh! {Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat walk away} Almost makes the free drinks not worth it. {he walks away too}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah! Lookin' at a thing in a bag! I mean...I think...I'm a cool guy. {Looks around, then sticks the bag on his head}

THE END {Bubs can be heard repeating "the end" over and over like he did with checkitout}