STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad!! Cheerleader (two piece!)! So and So (one piece!)! What's Her Face (same clothes!)! The Ugly One (three piece?!!)!
What's Her Face: I got a postcard!
What's Her Face (reading): Dear the one with baggy pants:
WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK! We tried to call you but we forgot. We are having WAY too much fun and we'll try to remember to bring you a shell or some sand.
What's Her Face (turning the card over): This side has birds on it.
{Mailbox chomps the card}
Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One: WE'RE ON VACATION!
So and So: It's like the fun never ends!
Cheerleader: Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys.
OLDA BOY 1: I miss video games.
OLDA BOY 2: I miss my mom.
So and So: I bet they play sports!
The Ugly One: Ooh... I'm too NERVOUS! ''
{The Ugly One sticks her head in the sand, a Fat Bird flies in and perches on her}
The Ugly One:My lungs are filling up with sand. And cigarrette butts.
Cheerleader: Hiya boys! Is this spot taken?
Cheerleader: We're in college!
So and So: We're in 8th grade!
{Cheerleader punts So and So}
So and So: Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base!
Cheerleader: Oh that's just my little sister who's at least 5 years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy.
OLDA BOY 1: You look the same age.
Cheerleader: I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!
The Man with the Huge Mouth: SAILING MISHAP!!
OLDA BOY 2: I'm gonna miss her.
OLDA BOY 1: I'm gonna miss video games.
The Ugly One: I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.
George Washington: Look, look at that girl.
So and So: She's my friend, but not my best. Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?
George Washington: Woot.
Abe Lincoln: Woot.
Henry Rollins: Woot.
Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S ALMOST OVER!
{What's Her Face is hanging out with Thomas. Thomas is skateboarding}
What's Her Face:: Do an indy nosebone.
{SO AND SO and the other guys parasail by.}
So and So: Sooooo goooood!
What's Her Face: I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.
Thomas: LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!!!! ....'d
What's Her Face: Sweet moves, Thomas!
Narrator Strong Bad: NOW IT'S OVER!