Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (boy crazy!)! So-and-So (math crazy!)! What's Her Face (whatev!)! The Ugly One (actually crazy!)!
Cheerleader: Listen gals, if we want to look
All: So goo-
Cheerleader: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!
So-and-So: I am SO there.
Cheerleader: We three can go to the mall. What's Her Face, you can go to a thrift
store. Or junkyard.
{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}
So-and-So: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?
The Ugly One: Three spring rolls, please.
The Man with the Huge Mouth: MSG'd!
The Ugly One: Ow! My stomach lining!
Cheerleader: We'll worry about that one later.
MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE
{A girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item"}
What's Her Face: These clothes smell like grandmas.
Cheerleader: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?
So and So and The Ugly One: So good!
The Ugly One: My stomach feels better!
Cheerleader (wearing an elephant head): I'm going for a whole new style!
So and So and The Ugly One: No good!
Cheerleader: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.
So and So and The Ugly One: That's true.
What's Her Face: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.
Narrator Strong Bad: Poooosssssummmmms...!
Cheerleader: My card is totally maxorzed!
The Ugly One: True dat.
So and So: True that.
Cheerleader: Whats your problem?
What's Her Face (happily): I met a possum.
So and So: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?
All: POSE!
What's Her Face: My blood hurts.
Narrator Strong Bad (singing): Teen Girl Squad! The-teenest-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!
The End