So, I wanted someone to interview me, and I searched high and low for an interviewer, but all I found was lil' ol' me! So...I don't know if anyone's done anything like this on the wiki...but here's my interview with myself!
Me: First of all, I’d like to thank me for agreeing to this interview.
Me: No problem, I’m happy to oblige myself.
Me: So, let’s get started. Why don’t I tell myself a bit about myself?
Me: Ok, I was born in Canada, and I moved to Tennessee about 5 years ago –
Me: [interrupting] From Canada? What was I thinking? I moved 2000 miles, from one country to another –
Me: Hey, will I let me finish?
Me: Oh, sorry, I got excited…
Me: Ok. Well, I just graduated from college, with a BA in Theatre -
Me: [stifles a laugh] Really? Am I kidding?
Me: No…theatre’s been my passion all my life!
Me: [snickering] Um, yeah, but what am I going to do with a degree in theatre? Wait tables?
Me: [exasperated] Well, actually, that’s one of my two part time jobs –
Me: [laughing] I have TWO part time jobs? I must be a college-graduate-actor loser!
Me: Hey! I should be nicer to me!
Me: [still laughing] Oh! I’m sorry, am I alright? Or am I just acting upset? [laughs]
Me: Yeah, well...I’m just a stupid interviewer! I don’t know anything!
Me: Hey [suddenly defensive] – do I want a piece of myself?
Me: Anytime, anywhere, I’ll take me on!
Me: Oh yeah? Well, I think this interview is over, cause it’s time to open a can of whoop–
Me: [interrupts] I’m leaving! I’m such a jerk! [door slams]
Me: Whew...I’m sorry I had to see that...