Postcard #1 - The Great Mound (Bigger than that one in Ohio!)


Hey, you guys! Just dropping you a line here from "The Great Mound". I got two words for ya: false advertising. There's nothing great about this mound, okay? And another thing: there's nothing but old ladies hanging around this mound! You know, wearing their mumus and their tutus and all their Dainty McDainty crap...like...I don't like old ladies. I don't even wanna see 'em. Anyways, the mound was a big disappointment. I'll write from my next destination. Later!