TAKE IT IN A BIT OF A DIFFERENT DIRECTION
Strong Bad: Though I decided to take it in a bit of a different direction.
{Strong Sad is standing on a green field with his hands glued to his butt.}
Strong Sad: Oh, hohoh... oh hey Homestar!
Homestar Runner: Er, Strong Sad. Why are you touching your buttocks? That's pretty weird.
Strong Sad: I can't help it!
Homestar Runner: Okay, that is
really weird.
Strong Sad: No wait, you don't understand!
Bubs: Grabbing your butt? That's not very ladylike.
Strong Sad: I'm not a lady.
Bubs: Oh! Whatever.
Strong Sad: Augh, this is getting frustrating!
Strong Bad: Oh, Strong Sad. Fancy seeing you here! And uncontrollably grabbing your own butt I see. Oh, don't let me get in the way. Carry on!
{Strong Bad grins.}
Strong Sad: Please, come back!
Coach Z: 'Atta boy, Strong Sad.
Strong Sad: Hey, where are you going? You have any solvent? Or Goof Off? Or DD-7? I wanna get my hands off my butt!
{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}