The Cheat is NOT DEAD

Track:18
Time: 3:02
Style:mixture of blues,pop,and then gospel.

Info

It's an extended version of the one found in Sbemail Caper. At the end SB gets a chorus to sing with him.

Lyrics

The Cheat, Man
Where did we go wrong?
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears
(Strong Sad: That was yesterday!)
This one's for you...

I got mad at The Cheat (UH!)
For screwing up the Jumble Caper (UH!)
I hope I don't see his name in the paper
In the obituaries
Cause that would mean he's dead

The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (dead)
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (DED!)
Oh I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!

Just the claps... Just the claps
Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm
Strong Sad: Oh, ive got tons of rhythm

Alright guys, keep it rollin' for me guys... Keep it rollin'...
Come on!

I cracked wise at The Cheat!
But in my defense he cracked wise at me first
I hope he doesn't end up in a hearse
At the cemetary,
Cause once again that would mean he's dead

The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (Whoa, where'd this choir come from?)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead! (You guys sound great!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead!
The Cheat is not dead!
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead...

(Black Gospel Choir-style singing)
CHEAT IS NOT DEAD! (Cheat is not dead!)
CHEAT IS NOT DEAD! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat is not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Oh oh, he's dead (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
I said The Cheat is not dead, now! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, Cheat's not dead! (Cheat is not dead!)
Letís call the star! (Cheat is not dead!)
Calligary Six! (Cheat is not dead!)
To the frozen foods!!! (Cheat is not dead!)
The Cheat is not dead, now! (Cheat is not dead!)
No, he's not dead (Cheat is not dead!)


WHOO!

CHEAT IS NOT DEAD!