I would like to teach some spelling and grammar here, so I used the songs from an easter egg in StrongBadEmail/local news, including some songs I made up! Enjoy!

Oh, if you want it to be posessive, it's just I-T-S
But, if it's supposed to be a contraction, it's I-T-apostrophe-S...scalawag

Whatever happened to capitalization
It used to be so cooool

Girl, don't forget to spellcheck
Or I'll come to your house and throw a brick through your dad's windshield

They're as different as night and day
Don't you think that night and day are different?
What's wrong with you?

And I don't care how they spell things on the Internet
When you E-mail me, you spell the whole word out
And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it
(he trails off making bass guitar noises)

Don't use chatspeak on this wiki
Because it makes me very sicky
Do whatever you want in your own userspace
But use the English language in any other place
Use the English language in any other place
Dun dun dun!

7: {to the tune of the conga line song}
Please use punctuation
'Cause it will please the nation
When you end a sentence
You should use a period
Or use a question mark
Or an exclamation point
If you want to pau-hause
Then just use a comma

Can you capitalize a name or a title?
You should write Strong Bad, not strong bad!
Also write Homestar, not homestar!
And it will get you real far

I know that it's spelling is very quite atrocious
If you're a careful speller, it'll always be precocious

Now, for the grammar!
Ain't ain't a word so I ain't gonna use it
Never say he don't or she don't because people will fuse it
You was does not exist
It makes it to the wrong grammar list

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