Ok, Homestar, how many times do you have to borrow Strong Bad's fondue pot? Does he actually LET you borrow it? Oh, yeah, nice spelling his name wrong. Strong Bah. Another one of Homestar's stupid things. He thinks Strong Bad e-mailed him a post-it note? He thinks it just appeared after he typed the question? Man, he needs to take extra help classes! Homestar doesn't even know it's a game and he probably looked right at the screen! He thinks they're doing taxes...how stupid. Look how short The Cheat is! Ok, he's cool so I probably shouldn't be making fun of him. And he's pretty good at the game. Dang, Homestar has A LOT of taxes. Good thing he doesn't have arms. Otherwise they'd be aching from carrying that big stack of papers all the way from his house to Strong Bad's. That's cool that you get to play the game. Burninating the countryside! Burninating the..OK, I'm gonna stop now 'cause it's getting on your nerves.
Easter egg commentary: Now, who spends $2,000.00 on witch's brew? I mean, Homestar isn't even a witch! Does he spend all that money on the cauldrons or potions or what? And he needs to refinance his hat? Man, Homestar spends a lot of money! What kind of high-paying job gave him all that money?