I would like to teach some spelling and grammar here, so I used the songs from an easter egg in
StrongBadEmail/local news, including some songs I made up! Enjoy!
- 1:
- Oh, if you want it to be posessive, it's just I-T-S
- But, if it's supposed to be a contraction, it's I-T-apostrophe-S...scalawag
- 2:
- Whatever happened to capitalization
- It used to be so cooool
- 3:
- Girl, don't forget to spellcheck
- Or I'll come to your house and throw a brick through your dad's windshield
- Windshield!
- 4:
- Y-O-U-R
- Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E
- They're as different as night and day
- Don't you think that night and day are different?
- What's wrong with you?
- 5:
- And I don't care how they spell things on the Internet
- When you E-mail me, you spell the whole word out
- And I don't care that your cell phone has a camera in it
- (he trails off making bass guitar noises)
- 6:
- Don't use chatspeak on this wiki
- Because it makes me very sicky
- Do whatever you want in your own userspace
- But use the English language in any other place
- Use the English language in any other place
- Dun dun dun!
- 7: {to the tune of the conga line song}
- Please use punctuation
- 'Cause it will please the nation
- When you end a sentence
- You should use a period
- Or use a question mark
- Or an exclamation point
- If you want to pau-hause
- Then just use a comma
- 8:
- Can you capitalize a name or a title?
- You should write Strong Bad, not strong bad!
- Also write Homestar, not homestar!
- And it will get you real far
- 9:
- Supercalafredilisticexpialadocious
- I know that it's spelling is very quite atrocious
- If you're a careful speller, it'll always be precocious
- Supercalafredilisticexpialadocious!
- 10:
- Now, for the grammar!
- Ain't ain't a word so I ain't gonna use it
- Never say he don't or she don't because people will fuse it
- You was does not exist
- It makes it to the wrong grammar list
[] Stop