Jweb Guru's reporter was WAY too busy interviewing all the wikiusers that wanted him, so I had to interview myself.

SHOPIOM: So, uh, you're really cool. Tell us about that.
SHOPIOM: Yes, I am cool! I am so cool!
SHOPIOM: Got any personal experiences to share with us?
SHOPIOM: Got any idea why I'm interviewing myself?
SHOPIOM: YOU JUST FRIKIN' TOLD EVERYONE!!!
SHOPIOM: Something about waffles or something like that?
SHOPIOM: Why am I so stupid? Just read what you typed at the top of the page!
SHOPIOM: Oh yeah, now I remember!
SHOPIOM: Anyway...
SHOPIOM: Would you like a slice of pizza?
SHOPIOM: Oh yeah, I'd love a slice of pizza!
SHOPIOM: Well, too bad! I'm eating this!
[THIS SCENE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT BECAUSE OF VIOLENCE]