Features: Homestar Runner, The Cheat
Transcript
{Homestar Runner walks in to Strong Bad's computer room, holding a damaged tape. Compy 386 is off and there is a note attached to the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad? Strong Bad, I brought back your tape of old Mr. Wizards. Okay, I'll just leave it on the floor.
{he drops the tape} A note! A note.
{reading} 'Probably at a barbecue with lotsa ladies. SB.'
{mischeviously} Oh, really?
{runs across the stage with a milk carton} Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this milk for an undisclosed period of time!
{runs across again, now with a paint roller} Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this squeegee-type-deal!
{runs across again with a guitar} Taking the guitar!
{struggling with a TV set} The TV!
{he drops it} Phew!
{enters again, carrying an Atari 2600, but this time The Cheat is also there, carrying Strong Bad's keyboard; the monitor has already gone} Hey Strong Bad
{The Cheat squeaks} - oh, The Cheat.
THE CHEAT:
{makes The Cheat noises} (It sounds like he is saying "Watcha doing?")
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was just, um, doing nothing, with... nothing that belongs to Strong Bad.
THE CHEAT:
{makes The Cheat noises} (It sounds like he is saying "I'm taking his keyboard.")
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, you too, huh?
{The Cheat squeaks} Cool, um, I'm going to... run away, now. Pretty quickly.
{Homestar Runner and The Cheat run off in opposite directions. Shortly after it goes black, The Cheat appears again from the right and steals Strong Bad's floppy disk container.}