Transcript
{Shows title screen, then cuts to Homestar and the Cheat}
THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah?
THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And work out twice a day?
THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, okay. Mash play on that jambox.
{The Cheat leaves}
{music starts to play, cuts to the Cheat holding an inflatible boom box, then to the Cheat's hand playing keyboard, then to Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody knows it.
{Cuts to the Cheat's hand playing keyboard, then to Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody knows it.
{The Cheat dances with Homestar, then Homestar is alone again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Everybody knows it's true.
{The Cheat dances with Homestar, then Homestar is alone again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah.
{The Cheat dances with Homestar, then Homestar is alone again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You gotta do the best you can.
{Cuts to the Cheat playing the keyboard, then to Homestar}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And work out twice a day.
{Cuts to the Cheat playing the keyboard, then to Homestar spinning the proppeller on his hat, then to Homestar wearing dark sunglasses and holding a microphone}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Don't ask me why I said it.
{Cut's to him dancing around, then to Homestar wearing dark sunglasses and holing a microphone}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Because I already forgot.
{Cut's to the Cheat duplicated, then to the Cheat's hand playing keyboard, the Cheat dances with Homestar, then they stop dancing.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks the cheat! That was great!
THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So I guess it's back to puting dog food in my shoes, huh?
THE CHEAT: {Mumbles some cheat talk, sounds like U-huh! Uh-Huh!}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay. See you later!
{both of them walk off.}