VOICEOVER: A real long time ago, in the peasant kingdom of Peasantry, some people lived (flash of lightning) IN FEAR! (flash of lightning and Trogdor). YOU are Rather Dashing, a peasant wearing short pants, who returns from his vacation to find his thatched-roof cottage BURNINATED! You swear revenge and embark on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator once and for all. PEASANT'S QUEST!

COMPANY SPOKESMAN: From the company that made that game TROGDOR!, and that game Rabbit Algebra, comes a graphical text adventure of rather large proportions. Videlectrix programmers have actually been hard at work bringing this epic adventure to life. Make your way through the lush 16 color landscapes of Peasantry using our state of the art text commands (get berries) and interface (throw baby). Featuring 2-bit mono PC internal speaker sound! (Plays a song.)

VOICEOVER: Can one Peasant wearing short pants save the country-side from certain Burnination? (Rather Dashing slips in the mud, and then is clumped on the head by Kerrek) YOU DECIDE!

COMPANY SPOKESMAN: Coming soon to a 286 CGA enabled PC* near you! (*MAXIMUM REQUIREMENTS).

(Flash of Trogdor breathing fire followed by the message TROGDOR IS WAITING and a 2-bit sound clip of the Trogdor Song. AUGUST 2004 )