Transcript
{
A swirling background is on screen. Marshie does his "rocket move" and faces the audience.}
Marshie: 'Sup, fools? I'm Marshie. Capital "M" and then "arshie!" I'm going this way!
{
Along when he says this, the "M" and "arshie" appear under him. When he goes "this way" the text says "went that way!!!!!!!!!" The screen cuts to a chalkboard.}
Marshie: Why eat lots of other stuff, {
Different types of food appear} when you can have {
Fluffly Puff Marshmallows appear in chalk} FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS! {
Logo appears.)
{
Screen cuts to plate of marshmallows.}
Marshie: Breakfast, {
The marshmallows get covered in syrup} Lunch, {
A salt and pepper "7" and "3" are next to the marshmallows, which has 3 tomato slices on them} Munch, {
Batteries appear around the plate, while the marshmallows have nails stuck in them} and Dinner! {
Marshmallows now have a hat and eyepatch on them, and a cigar is next to it.}
(
Screen cuts to a pocket.}
Marshie: Stuff some in your pocket for {
The chalk marshmallows go into the pocket. Marshie's voice turns into a creepy voice} SECRET EATING!
{
Cut to pillow.}
Marshie: Hide some 'neath your pillow for sleepy time! {
The marshmallows appear underneath the pillow.} Dont'cha like me? {
Scene cuts to The Two Kids.} Kids ask for it by name!
Little Boy: What?
Little Girl: Huh?
Marshie: S'right kids! Go eat'ya some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows! Now try new Fluffy Puff All Marshmallow Mayonaise. {
Marshie's voice changes to an incredibly weird voice.} Made from the best stuff.
{
Screen cuts to Homestar watching the commercial on TV.}
Marshie {
With strange echo}: I'm fluffity. I'm puffity. Six, seven, eight, five, ten.
Homestar: I hate that fweakin' marshmallow.
Transcribed by
Yaanu and
Hobophobic