We see a sign with a flashing background. Written across it are these words:


This cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and neither is Strong Bad. They are mere shadows of the men they have become. This cartoon has not been on the site for many months, but we have had several requests(from our Dad) to put it back. So here it is. Consider yourselves warned.

{The scene changes to say this:}

Marshmallow's last stand



{Cut to a scene inside Marshmallow's last stand. Homestar And PomPom are sitting at a table each with a marshallow in front of them. }

HOMESTAR RUNNER: These are some great marshmallows, eh PomPom?

POMPOM: {bubbles}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why don't you look over there, for no reason.

{PomPom looks and Homestar sucks up PomPom's marshmallow. He chews it up and takes a bite of his own.}

{Suddenly, heavy metal music plays in background and Strong Bad and Strong Mad walk up.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, look at the babies! Eating their marshmallows!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Uh-oh, it's The Brothers Strong, Strong Bad and Strong Mad!

STRONG BAD: You better believe it, man! We're the best tag team wrestlers in the world!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's great, Strong Bad! Have a good time!

STRONG BAD: No, you morones! We're challenging you to a tag team match!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hmm. . . No thanks!

{Both Strong Bad and Strong Mad start getting angry.}

STRONG BAD: Hey, you gimme this!
{He takes Homestar's star.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, gimme back my star!

STRONG BAD: Of course, but first you have to beat us in the ring!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {to PomPom} What do you say, PomPom old friend? {PomPom bubbles in agreement} {To Strong Bad:} You're on!

{Cut to a scene outside of a stadium. a lot of people go in. We see a closeup of the door. There is a poster that says: "War for the Star Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8:30 PM. The scene changes to in the ring}

ANOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome to The War for the Star! In this corner, hailing from Parts Unknown, at a combined weight of 1,000,000 pounds, The Brothers Strong, Strong Bad and Strong Mad {Each fall into the ring as his name is called} And now, the hometown favorites, with a combined weight of 104 pounds, Homestar Runner and PomPom! {A light shines on each one as his name is called}

{We see the crowd cheering. In the croud is Mr. Bland, Senor, Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, and The Robot. Senor is wearing a giant styrofoam hand, Mr. Bland is holding a sign that says "wrestlemania", and The Poopsmith is holding a sign that says "I'm #2"}

{The bell rings and Homestar takes down Strong Bad with a flying kick to the head. Strong Bad gets up but Homestar knocks him to the ground with the same kick, and then body slams him. Strong Bad tags in Strong Mad. Strong Mad enters the ring}


{Strong Mad grabs Homestar by the legs and proceeds to slam him on the ground. He tosses Homestar out of the ring. PomPom enters the ring, but lands on Strong Mad's fist. Strong Mad shakes him repeatedly, and PomPom falls over. Strong Mad climbs to the top rope and gets ready to deliver the finishing move.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: PomPom, look out! {PomPom winks at him} Huh??!

{Strong Mad jumps and hits a splash onto PomPom, but is bounced into space. Strong Bad and Homestar reenter the ring and Homestar bounces off of the ropes into Strong Bad, taking him out with the same kick he used earlier. Strong Bad gets up. We see a close up of Homestar's face while music from "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" starts playing. We also see a close up of Strong Bad with the same music. Strong Bad attempts a helicopter punch but Homestar kicks his belly and tosses him out of the ring.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, sisseh, goben, {He grabs a lit bomb from under the ring.} Shisheh, monehb

{Strong Bad gets back into the ring and shoves the bomb down Homestar's throat and punches Homestar's belly}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I ate too many marshmallows. {His face turns green and he pukes the bomb and some marshmallow onto Strong Bad's head.}

STRONG BAD: {runs around franticly} Ah! Getitoffme getitoffme getitoffme!

{The bomb explodes. When the dust clears, we see Homestar standing ontop of Strong Bad. Strong Bad has a chunk missing from his head.}

ANOUNCER: One, two three! {The crowd cheers. Strong Mad falls back into the ring.} Ladies and gentlemen, your winners, Homestar Runner and PomPom!

{We see a picture of Homestar Runner and PomPom, labelled "winners"}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Now how about my star back, Strong Bad?

{Strong Bad tears up Homestar's star while muttering something intelligable.}

{Homestar kicks Strong Bad. Strong Bad lies on the ground with stars of pain floating around his head. Homestar kicks up one of the stars of pain.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Home Star Run! {He jumps up and the star of pain becomes a star on his shirt. The screen around turns orange and the credits play.}