STRONG SAD: Oh, hello, this is Strong Sad--

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat makes The Cheat noises which sounds like, "And The Cheat!"}

STRONG SAD: --and we're the co-directors of this video.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG SAD: Uh, so my portion of this video details the life of a very lonely individual named Rondell who can't deal with the decisions of day-to-day life.

STRONG BAD: We interrupt this whining to bring you this important headline: "World bored to death by Strong Sad's commentary."

STRONG SAD: Aww, what are you doing here? You're hardly even in this video!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, well I woulda been the one directing it if weren't for those Super Giant guys.

STRONG SAD: That's not what they're called.

STRONG BAD: Whatever they're called, that one right there with the glasses, he started talking all these vocabulary words at me and confusin' me and the next thing I know, I was relegated to this crappy bit part.

STRONG SAD: Hey, "relegated" sounds like a vocabulary word.

STRONG BAD: I'll relegate your face to a... bloody pulp!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG SAD: Oh, that part represented hitting coffee with a drumstick. Okay.

STRONG BAD: {upon seeing a picture captioned "our gracious host"} Ahh! More like our "I'll murder you in a back alley" host.

STRONG SAD: Uh, so this next part is an allusion to one of my very favorite experimental films called--

STRONG BAD: Boring Johnny and the Get Bored Crew.

STRONG SAD: {exasperated} Would you quit it with the "boring" comments?

STRONG BAD: Look, if it weren't for that tentacle skull riding the old-timey bike, this video would have nothin'!

THE CHEAT: {barely comprehensible} You don't like the video, huh?

STRONG SAD: Oh, yeah, the first question on that pop quiz was, "Are you all going to be in my experimental film?"

STRONG BAD: Oh, look, there he is! Keep on old-timey biking, tentacle-skull. {A cockroach appears.} Hey, is that Gavin? I didn't know he was in this video. He's got, like, as much screen time as I do!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys, is this the Super Giants video?

STRONG SAD: That's not what they're--

STRONG BAD: Yes. But they cut us out of it.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, weird -- then why'd they bother getting someone who looks just like me?

STRONG BAD: No, that is you, I just mean they mostly--

HOMESTAR RUNNER: And that guy looks just like you! And that big guy (referring to Strong Mad) looks just like Coach Z!

STRONG BAD: Now this part accurately represents what it feels like to watch this video.

STRONG SAD: {exasperated} Ohhh! This next part is all about Rondell's transformation into a new man.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I thought you said that was just an accident that happened because you loaded the film wrong.

STRONG SAD: {embarassed} Uhh, why don't you shut up, Homestar?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I dunno... 'cause I guess I got a lot of stuff to say.

STRONG BAD: Check out my dance! Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! {The Cheat joins in} Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! {Homestar joins in} Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe! Ooh, ah, ooh side-swipe!

STRONG SAD: Ahhh, this is the worst commentary ever!

STRONG BAD: That's what I've been saying this whole time!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, me too. Worst commissary ever!

STRONG SAD: At this point reality and fantasy have collided and everybody... pogos.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

STRONG SAD: {angry} What do you mean you tried to be as dumpy-accurate as possible?

STRONG BAD: Let's talk about how "Real Smooth Moves" is like the best band name ever. The old Supreme Giants boys could take a cue from that one.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna take a cue from that kitchen table and go get me a blueberry muffin!

STRONG SAD: Ohh, what a disaster. I hope I still get paid.