NARRATOR STRONG BAD:Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! (Wants a pony) So-and-so! (Wants a savings bond) Whats-her-face! (Wants a new stepdad) The Ugly One! (Wants to be Cheerleader)

CHEERLEADER: Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange.

SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE: FUNTIME!

CHEERLEADER: Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. (the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader) Whats-her-face, you choose first.

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm... hesitant.

CHEERLEADER: Fine then, you won't get any presents.

THE UGLY ONE: I want presents! I want presents! CANNONBALL! (she jumps into the lion's mouth)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: CHOMP!

(cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Man with the Huge Mouth. The other is a stick figure. They are all holding signs that say 2.)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: TWO'D!

(cut back to the girls)

CHEERLEADER: Uh, So-and-so, I'm thinking you're next.

SO-AND-SO: (thinking) Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... (out loud) TRIPLE SALCHOW! (jumps into the lion's mouth)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHOMP!

SO-AND-SO: (from within) Come on in, the water's great!

CHEERLEADER: Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF! (jumps into lion's mouth)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: SHOOP! (cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.) 3 noses?

(cut back to Whats-her-face)

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm vegan.

(A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind Whats-her-face, about to fall on her.)

NARRATOR STRONG BAD (Singing): Wave o' babies.

(cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.)

CHEERLEADER: Yo, this lion's innards are looking...

CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, and THE UGLY ONE: SO GOOD!

SO-AND-SO: Here I got you this present. (hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.)

CHEERLEADER: Oh, a giftcard for fashion, how did you know?

THE UGLY ONE: I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.

CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, and THE UGLY ONE: GAZELLE CARCASS!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!