VOICE OVER: That time of year, by Lem
STRONG BAD: {quickly} Strong Bad!
VOICE OVER: Sportsinterview.

{book opens}

VOICE OVER: Decemberween is almost here. Get ready.

STRONG BAD: The Giant Mantis is almost here. Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman! Or... "Erweenga" is the name of the striped worm. Get dead, kid.

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: Does the package have a
STRONG BAD: troll in it?
VOICE OVER: doll in it? Or maybe
STRONG BAD: a troll?
VOICE OVER: a train?

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: Snow falls from the 'bove. It's cold when it snows.

STRONG BAD: Now, a million eyeballs fall from the 'bove. The boy gets financial advice from the rat king. Or... Show the future magic ball! It burns flesh when it glows.

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: The Martins sing festive songs for the neighbors.

STRONG BAD: The martinis have gone straight to their heads. The neigbors will probably call the cops.

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: Wear a hat. Don't forget to wear a hat!

STRONG BAD: I swear that thing is evil. Liberace is fixing to lose a finger.

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: Greta is making cookies. When will they be done?

STRONG BAD: Greta is feeding the mouse bug spray. When will he be done for?

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: The store is crowded with
{strong bad and the voice over read at the same time}
STRONG BAD: robots bursting out of people. Oh the humanity!
VOICE OVER: people buying things for other people. Oh boy!

{book turns page}

VOICE OVER: Decemberween is here. Decemberween is here. Today.
STRONG BAD: Radioactivity is here. Growing arms out of heads is here. Today! Or... I am here stealing your presents. Sorry kids, today is not your lucky day.

{book closes}