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{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}
HOMESTAR: What do you want for Decemberween?
LITTLE GIRL: I want {pauses, contemplating her answer} a space show! {throws her arms into the air to emphasize}
HOMESTAR:{befuddled} A space show?
{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.}
LITTLE GIRL: Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
HOMESTAR:{waving back and forth} Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}
HOMESTAR: Hey, did you want to fix my hat?
LITTLE GIRL: Okay.
{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}
HOMESTAR: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!
LITTLE GIRL: That's okay.
{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}
HOMESTAR: What would you like for Decemberween?
{Slight cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: DVD.
HOMESTAR: DVD?
LITTLE GIRL: Do, do you like all these DVDs?
HOMESTAR: I love every DVD that was ever made.
LITTLE GIRL: What kind of DVD do you like?
HOMESTAR: I like space show DVDs best.
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: Going to eat lots and lots of breakfasts!
HOMESTAR: Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have?
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL:{singing, sort of} Some jelly, and peanut butter.
HOMESTAR:{singing} Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter. {his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings} Here goes my hat.