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{Dangeresque is sitting in the Gremlin, driving. Suddenly the car phone rings.}
DANGERESQUE: Oh, my car phone. {He picks up the phone.} You got Dangeresque. Who this is?
Cut to Renaldo in the office
RENALDO: {holds the phone receiver to his ear} Hello, Dangeresque? It's Renaldo. I need you back here away, right? I mean, right away.
DANGERESQUE: {off-screen} Uh, I'm in a car right now, but I can drive it to the office.
RENALDO: Sounds like a plan.
{Cut to Dangeresque in his car.}
DANGERESQUE: Hang on, car phone! Get ready for some fancy driving! {The car goes all over forests and hills and does all kinds of swerves before halting outside the office. He goes to the door but sees a limozeen swerve around the corner}
VOICE 1: {In Limo} Doo Hoo Hoo! Finally I know where to get the serum! Doo Hoo Hoo!
VOICE 2: Yes, Har Har Har... ''{Whispering: I can't believe I'm doing thi-}
{The Limo whisks down the road. Dangeresque looks at it and then walks inside}
RENALDO: What took you so long?
DANGERESQUE: Oh, I had to swing by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun. {Holds up a nunchuck gun.} And a Reesy cup milkshake. {Holds up a milkshake cup with "Reesy Cup" printed on it.}
RENALDO: Well, you know why you're here?
DANGERESQUE: To get my pay for the week?
RENALDO: No, I called you in to meet your new partner: Dangeresque, too?
{The camera pans right to Homestar Runner, wearing sunglasses.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: The name's Dangeresque. Nice to meet ya.
{They both turn and glare at each other to the accompaniment of a shock riff made by Strong Bad over the top.}
RENALDO: Perducci's intercepted the serum at the border! {He holds up the newspaper from Stunt Double, this time with a taped-on headline reading "PERDUCCI IS THE BAD GUY".} If that serum doesn't make it through, they'll kidnap Cutesy Buttons!
DANGERESQUE & DANGERESQUE TOO: Perducci!
RENALDO: So Dangeresques, what's the plan?
DANGERESQUE TOO: Well, we know he intercepted-
DANGERESQUE: the border, but now we need to-
DANGERESQUE TOO: know where he's hiding out. And I know where tha-
DANGERESQUE: Maybe a game of tennis will clear our minds!
DANGERESQUE TOO: But, Dangeresq-
DANGERESQUE: Oh come on, there really is no time to waste!
{Cut to Dangeresque Too and Dangeresque playing squash in the indoor court. Dangeresque Too serves the ball and they play a frantic volley, which Dangeresque wins.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: {removes sunglasses} What is your malfunction?
DANGERESQUE: Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... butt: I work alone. 'Cept when I work with Renaldo. Which is all the time.
DANGERESQUE TOO: Oh yeah? Well, you need me because I'm the only one that knows where Perducci is, and where that is is that he is... in Istanbul.
DANGERESQUE: Istanbul! Of course! I knew that!
DANGERESQUE TOO: Actually, I was the only one who-
DANGERESQUE: Shut Up, we need to get moving!
{Blackout fade to a city in Istanbul. Dangeresque Too and Dangeresque are standing next to a building, which has a sign saying "Istanbul" on it.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: Perducci's got to be here around in Istanbul somewhere.
DANGERESQUE: I hope you're right. We’ve got to get that serum through...
DANGERESQUE TOO: Let's ask this passers-by.
{A civilian walks by, holding a sandwich.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: What do you know about Perducci, doughboy?
CIVILIAN: Only that I am not one of his minions. All I know is that he has intercepted the serum at the southern border.
DANGERESQUE TOO: Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub!
{Civilian walks out.}
DANGERESQUE TOO: That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...
DANGERESQUE: And that voice sounded familiar...
{The screen fades to the top of the tallest sky scraper and Perducci is behind the so called civilian.}
PERDUCCI: What? Two Dangeresques? {He turns to the camera, revealing that he is wearing a blue coat, sunglasses and a name-tag reading "hello my name is perducci".} Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon!
{The screen cuts to a silluetted robot with red eyes. Screen fades to Dangeresque and Dangeresque Too outside a house}
HOUSE KEEPER: Yes, I know about Perducci. I used to work for him. His main base is at the top of the Incredibly High, Sky Scraping Sky Scraper.
DANGERESQUE: Mmmmmmm...
DANGERESQUE TOO: Well then, all we have to do is climb up there...
{Screen fades to the sky scraper}
DANGERESQUE: Once we've climbed this skyscraper, we'll hopefully be able to throw some people off. Maybe even Perducci.
{They continue to climb. The screen cuts to the top of the Sky Scraper, where the Dangeresques meet Perducci.}