This is an add to it story. I would like to thank CE1 and AgentNine for the idea. As you add to it, don't delete anyone elses work and always leave an: and...
at the end of your work. For example:

One day Bear went to market to grab some Bat food. On the way he met Keith
and they talked for hours and... - Barry
On his way home he saw Barry. He flayed him until Barry cried and^
Bat laughed. They laughed and... - Bat

Ok, so you get the picture.
So lets get started...

One day Homestar Runner walked home from the Field.
He saw Strong Bad and... - Da Bee
Strong Bad shot Homestar with a tazer and... - CE1
Homestar threw a clump of dirt at Strong Bads mask and... - strongbadsboss