The version of himself which Strong Bad dreams up in the Strong Bad Email Kind of Cool. "An ugly dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over," but still the coolest guy in the world(just a different kind of cool).

He carries an Aldi shopping bag around with him (Aldi is a US bargain supermarket chain), which inside has at least several moist candy bars; though he has always been seen eating the crunchy-peanut-butter-toasted-coconut "Zagnut" brand. Even if you were a dude he'd still call at you like you were a lady.

Apparently, he looks exactly like Senor Cardgage, as seen in "Senor Mortgage".


"Excuse me, I've got some very important lines to stand in."

"Well, excardon me..."

"Many combolations, Elizagerth. I hope you get all my... particles..."

"Hi there, belindas."

"No Probalo!"

Complete Filmography

StrongBadEmail/kind of cool (Debut)
StrongBadEmail/flashback (Easter Egg)


Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon (his ALDI shopping bag appears among the stolen goods)

See also Senor Cardgage