The Coldson Lite is a beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and The Cheat. It appears in StrongBadEmail/labor day where Coach Z is holding an empty six-pack plastic holder dealie that only has one of these in it. It may be a spoof of Molson Light. It also appears in StrongBadEmail/lunch special where The Cheat is floating on a tube with a Coldson Lite by his side.