{The cartoon starts with a military soundtrack and a desert landscape. A title comes up saying "TIME TO BREAK...FAST!" written by A. Chimendez. The commandos appear in the distance, climbing over a dune.}

FIGHTGAR: It's gotta be a hundred degrees out here and I'm running on empty!

GUNHAVER: Come on, Fightgar! Just a little further! {he pulls a paper from his jacket} The secret entrance to Blue Laser's secret desert headquarters has to be in this secret desert somewhere!

SILENT RIP: You'd think so, but are we even sure they have a desert hideout?

GUNHAVER: I think I remember hearing something about it on the...news...

{cut to Blue Laser's secret headquarters. He's watching the Commandos on a video feed.}

BLUE LASER: The Cheat Commandos will never find our desert headquarters, since we relocated to my nana's backyard!

{ominous music}

MINION: The burgers are done, sir. {holds up a tray of burgers}

BLUE LASER: Fantastic!

{cut back to the desert with the commandos}

FIGHTGAR: Are we there yet? I'm tired.

GUNHAVER: Me too. We need some energy fast!

SILENT RIP: Look! It's that guy! That flies that plane!

{There is a fighter jet flying up above, and we zoom up to see Crackotage flying it)

CRACKOTAGE: Look out below, Geronimo! Hee hee ha ha!

{The jet drops a box of cereal on a parachute, and it descends to the commandos below.}

COMMANDOS: We're saved!

GUNHAVER: Sugar-crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal! Part of this nutritious breakfast!

{We transition to a commercial for Cheat Commandos...O's.}

ANNOUNCER: New Cheat Commandos...O's...O'sy O's...sugar cereal, is a delicious part of this complete delicious breakfast!

{we see a box of Cheat Commandos...O's, next to a glass of caramel candies, a mug of marshmallows, and a cake on a plate. There's a caption saying "Delicious Nutritious Breakfast!!!" with the word Nutritious crossed out. A subtitle states "Gallon of Ice Cream not pictured".}

ANNOUNCER: And take some vitamins, too!

{cut to Blue Laser's headquarters. He's yelling at his minions.}

BLUE LASER: Which one of you ate the last bratwurst?!

{The Cheat Commandos show up right behind him.}

GUNHAVER: Nice try, Blue Laser! This party is busted!

BLUE LASER: What the crap?!

COMMANDOS: Sugar-crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal!

BLUE LASER: Well that's...just...great!

SILENT RIP: Cheat Commandos...O's...

COMMANDOS: Rock, rock on!

BLUE LASER: I hate you!

{The grill explodes behind him, and a couple of Blue Laser minions paradrop behind the fence. We go to a commercial again.}

ANNOUNCER: And now, try Cheat Commandos...O's, with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows...O's.

{Back to the cartoon, Marshie flies up to Gunhaver wearing a soldier's hat.}

MARSHIE: Ser-g-geant Marshie reporting for duty, sir!

GUNHAVER: Will somebody get this flying cottonball outta my face?

{Cut back to the scene with the cereal and the delicious (not nutritious) breakfast. The commandos walk on in the background, and the theme song sings "Cheat Commando's O's ridiculous breakfast...buy all our playsets and toys."}