The loading screen is the same as all character videos, with the fuzzy camera reception. After it loads, the word 'play' appears on the bottom-right corner of the camcorder panel. The fuzzy reception disappears and the camera displays for us a grey boombox with tangerine-colored speakers. It lies on top of a dark bench.

BurninatorBoombox(Burnbox): Greetings to all who have stumbled upon my userspace. It is I, BurninatorBoombox, who is but a mere boombox that plays beats that usually refer to Trogdor. Anyhow, I can magically warp anywhere 5 miles within my range, so there's no need for me to have mechanical tank wheels that let you drive around wherever you ant. And...yeah. That's just about it. You can just call me Burnbox. The rest of my info is located on the front page.

The tape pauses. Use this time wisely to press the back button on your browser to go to the main page of Burnbox's userspace.