So unmonkeyess,
So unmonkeyess.

He fights the law.
But he also fights the law,
but not as much,
Agent Nine.

With no monkeys on his side,
he'll have no monkeys on his side.
Agent Nine.
(Agent Nine)

Agent Nine.
Agent Nine.
The mighty palm has fallen.
If teachers have tought me anything,
well actually they haven't.

So unmonkeyess,
So unmonkeyess.

He works alone.
Except when he works with Agent Eught which is all the time.
Agent Nine.

He's got some homestars.
And he keeps them under the bed,
with a length of pop tart.
Agent Nine.
(Length of Pop tart!)

That guy is Agent Nine.
Agent Nine.
Agent Nine.
Agent Nine.

Stick on the man,
Stick it on the man.
(ooh ooh)
(that sounds like a monkey)

Cool outfit,
Cool outfit.
(ooh ooh)
(where's that monkey)

Stick on the man,
Stick it on the man.
Cool, Cool outfit,
Cool, Cool outfit.

Agent Niiiiiiiiiinuh.