AGENT TWO: THE FLIGHTS OF WAR




A.YOU ARE IN A AIRPORT. YOU HEAR FLIGHT 717 IS GOING IN 3 MINUTES. ITS YOUR FLIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
B.GO PEE
C.GO FLY
D.GO AIRPLANE















B.YOU PEE. A GUY IN THE BATHROOM SHOOTS YOU. HA. HA. WHAT AN EMBARRASING PLACE TO DIE.















C.YOU FLY OUT THE WINDOW AND DIE. HA. HA. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FLY.















D.YOU GET TO THE AIRPLANE. THE TICKET MAN ASKS FOR TICKETS. 

WHAT DO YOU DO?
C.JUMP OUT
E.SHOOT MAN
F.GIVE TICKETS















E.YOU SHOOT HIM AND KILL HIM. GO TO G.















F. WHICH TICKET DO YOU GIVE HIM?
C.REDISH GREEN
G.BLUISH ORANGE
I.YELLOWISH PURPLE















G.YOURE ON THE PLANE

WHAT DO YOU DO?
B.URINATE
C.GO FLY
H.ASK PEANUTS















H.YOU ASK FOR PEANUTS. THEY ARE A BOMB.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
I. TRY TO DISARM
J. USE KNIFE KIT
K. EAT THEM






















I.WRONG! TOO LATE. HA. HA. YOU DIE.














J.YOU ACCIDENTLY STAB YOURSELF. HA. HA. YOU BLEED ON PEANUTS.














K.GOOD! THE BOMB PEANUTS STOP WHEN LIQUID TOUCHES THEM.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
L. SLEEP
M. JUMP
N. HOLD UP PLANE














L. QWERTYUIOP KILLS YOU. YOU DIE IN SLEEP. HA. HA.














M. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE WINDOWS ARE, EASY BREAK GLASS? 

GO BACK TO K.













N. YOU SHOOT QWERTYUIOP. HE WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
O. GO TO FRONT OF PLANE
P. GO TO BACK OF PLANE
Q. RELOAD YOUR GUN (6 BULLETS LEFT)














O. PILOT SAYS "DONT KILL I."

DO YOU KILL HIM?
R. YES
S. NO












P. A DOG THAT IS OUT OF ITS CAGE KILLS YOU. HA. HA. CANINE ASSAULT.














Q. YOU GET SHOT BY UNKNOWN ASSASSIN. HA. HA. FUNNY NAME. UNKNOWN ASSASSIN.














R. HE DIES. PLANE CRASHES. HA. HA. IF YOU HADNT SO MUCH COFFEE, YOUD LIVE.














S. HE LANDS PLANE IN AGENTNINEBADIA. YOU ARE WARNED BY A CITIZEN,"WE UNDER ATTACK!"

GO TO T.














T. YOU SEE STEVEBAD'S ARMY. THE CONDUCTER SAYS,"TOO LATE. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US."

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US?
U. ALL
V. YOUR
Q. BASE













U. BANG. YOU KILL THE CONDUCTER. THE CONDUCTER SAY,"DONT HURT THE LITTLE ONE!"

WHERE YOU GO?
W. GUN STATION
V. TANK STAION
X. STEVEBAD ARMY













V. YOU LOOK FOR "GUN STAION". NO SUCH THING. HA. HA. SO MUCH CAFFIENE. YOU DIE.














W.YOU GET GUN. "BANG" "BANG" AT NELSON339. HE DIE. KUPO SAYS,"DIE!" HIS GIANT TANK LIFTS ITS FOOT, ABOUT TO SQUISH YOU.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
X. SURRENDER
Y. CAFFIENE BLAST
Z. HACK THE TANK













X."TRAITOR!" YELLS AGENTNINE! HE SHOOT YOU. HA. HA. THOUGHT YOU WERE CLEVER DAN.















Y. YOU SUCK IN ALL YOUR ENERGY, AND BLAST TANK. "BOOM". YOUR EYES GO BACK TO THIER NORMAL SIZE, YOUR MEMORY COMES BACK. YOU WIN!















Z.YOU HACK IT AND SUCCEED. IT FALL AND SQUISH YOU, THOUGH. HA. HA. DIDNT THINK OF THAT.

 

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