{"SPECIAL" Appears on the screen and spins a few times as we zoom in on it. As this happens, it turns from blue to pink.}

{Cut to an auditorium that looks suspiciously like the one in the 1965 Peanuts Christmas special with PomPom and Homestar Runner on the sides of the stage. Strong Bad enters from stage left, strides to the middle of the stage, stops and faces front.}

STRONG BAD: Lights, please.

{The lights dim and a spotlight shines on Strong Bad. We zoom in on him as the opening bars of the music begin to play.}

STRONG BAD: {singing}
O holy crap
And something, something, something
Ah, there's a guy
And he was probably born
They didn't know
If he was really stupid
But then they asked somebody
And they said he {chuckles} was stupid
He said, uh, that he was great
And everybody believed him
That guy was {cracks voice} greeaaaaa-
{Homestar Runner steps in front of him.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, that's enough, Strong Bad.

{Switch to close-up of Homestar Runner. As he speaks, the gang starts to congregate: Marzipan, Strong Mad, PomPom, and Strong Sad. In the background soft, slow Christmasy music plays: 'Everybody, everybody.. everybody, everybody...'}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, I think what Strong Bad is really trying to say is "O Holy Crap". {gilt words appear on the screen with the sound of a harp and gold sparkles} Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.

{Cut to wide shot; all of the main characters have gathered, excepting Homsar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I mean "Happy Holidays" {words appear again} from all of us to all of you.

{Close-up of Strong Sad.}

STRONG SAD: And God bless us every-- {Homestar Runner steps in front of him.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rushed} Sorry, Strong Sad, we're out of time here. Happy holidays everybody!! {A few moments pass.. Homestar Runner blinks.}

{The End - Copyright 1965 Free Country USA}