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Zackery Billington's Mom and Dad were the leaders of a Minnesota Mob. When they became too old, Zack would enherit their position as the Mobster Boss. However, in order to reach such a position, he had to be tested. The test was for him to record and release a rap album and sell atleast 100 copies. Zack created the hit album containing "These Peoples Try to Fade Me," "Hip Hop Dance," and other great tunes. The album sold more than 2 billion copies. His Mob was so jealous that they made him leave and if they ever found him, he'd be pummeled. Zack moved to a small town in Free Country USA, became a coach, and assumed the alias of "Coach Z." |