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You run home. You look and look. You have a Big Strong Bad Mask, a Small Strong Bad Mask, a few Homestar Masks, a Pom-Pom Mask, a Coach Z Mask, and a Bubs Mask. No Homeschool Winner masks. You realize which masks you are probably gonna need. You've narrowed it down.
You then decide:

(You should wear the Medium Homestar Mask)?
(You should wear the Streched-out Homestar Mask)?
(You should wear the Droopy Homestar Mask)?
You should do something else

The Conductor