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This is a parody of Dragon Ball Z, as protrayed by H*R and co. Parts 1 and 2 should be expected within the end of the weekend. Anyway, here's the cast: *H*R Charactor -- DBZ Charactor -- Name in Story *Homestar Runner -- Son Goku -- Son Homeku *Strong Bad -- Piccolo -- Piccolo Bad *Pom Pom -- Kiririn (Krillin in the cartoon)-- Kiripom *Marzipan -- Bulma, Chi-Chi -- Bulmapan, Marz-Marz *The Cheat -- Vegeta -- The Vecheata *Homsar -- Raditz -- Homitz *The King of Town -- Kame-Sen'nin (pronounced Kah-Meh Sen-nin)(Master Roshi in the cartoon)-- The Kame of Town *Strong Mad -- Nappa -- Nappa Mad *Strong Sad -- Son Gohan -- Son Sadhan *The Unguraits -- Any random humans -- ??? *Homeschool Winner -- Yamcha -- Homecha *Coach Z -- Frieza -- Coach Friez *Bubs -- Captain Ginyu -- Captain Bubsyu === HRG:01 The Mystewious Wowwiow Fwom Space. Totally. === One peaceful day... Farmer Ungurait is working on a field. An orb suddenly flies down from the sky! Farmer Ungurait: What? A meteor! Drives to landing of orb. Farmer Ungurait: Wh-What is that... a UFO? He sees a streak of white and blue. Homitz: DaAaAaAaAaAa! The peaches of Kakarrot are speaking for ends! NoOoOot a burden of gravy tooooonight! Captions below Homitz: So... the inhabitants of this world are still alive... Curse that Kakarrot! Farmer Ungurait: Wh-what are you! He takes out a gun, and shoots it at Homitz Homitz bites down on the bullet Homitz: Putoowey! He spits the bullet at Farmer Ungurait, who gets hit and dies Homitz: Gone a moment, forever are mountain! Captions below Homitz: Feh. A planet of weaklings. A device on his eye makes a whirrr sound Homitz: Jeffery is the spider of a grape juice, but giving is the vulture! Captions below Homitz: A life form of great power... distance 4880. Kakarrot?!?!? Homitz flies forward Piccolo Bad is on a ledge Piccolo Bad: What the crap! What kind of crap-for-crap energy am I sensing? Homitz flies forward Piccolo Bad: Oh crap! I think it's Son Crapface! Homitz lands Piccolo Bad charges up a power blast Piccolo Bad: Ho... lee... CRAP! Homitz gets hit by the energy head on Homitz: The french leigon is delicious soccer! Captions below Homitz: A fine display of dust, if such were your intention... Piccolo Bad: Wh-wh-what? H-he didn't get- h-h-hurt? Homitz: Mark Hammil is a fruit of dinosaurs! Graus-levuuuure! Captions below Homitz: Is it my turn? May I show you some real power now? The device on Homitz's eye makes an "Eep- eep- eep..." sound Homitz: Draaagons in the north are projectile scented oiiils! Captions below Homitz: Another incoming power... a greater one! Can it be other than Kakarrot? Homitz flies off into the sky Piccolo Bad: Th-that crap for brains... Homitz, as he flies: Strawberries are the sweeeetest aardvark! Captions below Homitz: Have you lost your pride... the pride of the Saiyan warriors... Kakarrot?!!! === HRG:02 Craparrot === Bulmapan walks up to the Kame of Town's castle Bulmapan: Hey everyone. I brought some Bakalava! Kuripom: Bubbles Captions: BULMAPAN! KoT: Doohoohoo! Did you bring any Butter-Da? Bulmapan: Kame, that's stuff's nasty. KoT: So, wheres that Homecha fellow? Bulmapan: Don't talk to me about that long-haired freak with an overbite! I'm over him, and his carnivorous ways. And I'll never forgive him for leaving the site so early on! Cut to outside of Kame of Town's castle Son Homeku is running to the castle, with Son Sadhan in tow Homeku: Look, Sadhan, the KoT's castle! Sadhan: Yeah, I see the castle, I guess... It's not Son Yamcha. It's Yamucha, or Yamcha in the cartoon. No son. Not realted to Goku. |