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Sir Strong Bad knew he was getting old. So he used forbidden arts he had learned in Japan while serving in WWII to put his escense and those of his friends and nemisiss into several small children. He did this twice, by the way. The second time was about 15-20 years after the first. They could only be certain children, though. Dudley the Pom's esscence had to go with a pom, the sneak's eccencse had to go with another . . . rodent-like . . . um, . . . thing, and so one. These children grew up to be the main characters. Some day present day Strong Bad will use those same arts on some small Japanese children. These will become the 20X6 characters. Strong Bad is the middle brother of the Strong household and lives off of the fortune his late parents left him. His mother died giving birth to Strong Sad and his dad died of some unknown disease. His father's last words were these: "Listen, I want you boys to be the best you can be, and always stick together." The Brothers Strong took these words to heart, but unfortunantly, Strong Bad was so worried about being the best that he usually cheated. He used to be close friends with Homestar Runner (Homestar still thinks this today). Because of an unusual mutation, Strong Bad has a red face and exceptionaly swollen hands. The way he types with boxing gloves for hands is his fingers will protrude on the bottom of his hand. The gem on his forhead was his father's prized possesion. |