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STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad!! Cheerleader (two piece!)! So and So (one piece!)! What's Her Face (same clothes!)! The Ugly One (three piece?!!)! What's Her Face: I got a postcard! What's Her Face (reading): Dear the one with baggy pants: WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK! We tried to call you but we forgot. We are having WAY too much fun and we'll try to remember to bring you a shell or some sand. What's Her Face (turning the card over): This side has birds on it. {Mailbox chomps the card} Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One: WE'RE ON VACATION! So and So: It's like the fun never ends! Cheerleader: Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys. OLDA BOY 1: I miss video games. OLDA BOY 2: I miss my mom. So and So: I bet they play sports! The Ugly One: Ooh... I'm too NERVOUS! '' {The Ugly One sticks her head in the sand, a Fat Bird flies in and perches on her} The Ugly One:My lungs are filling up with sand. And cigarrette butts. Cheerleader: Hiya boys! Is this spot taken? Cheerleader: We're in college! So and So: We're in 8th grade! {Cheerleader punts So and So} So and So: Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base! Cheerleader: Oh that's just my little sister who's at least 5 years younger than me. She's never kissed a boy. OLDA BOY 1: You look the same age. Cheerleader: I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE! The Man with the Huge Mouth: SAILING MISHAP!! OLDA BOY 2: I'm gonna miss her. OLDA BOY 1: I'm gonna miss video games. The Ugly One: I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me. George Washington: Look, look at that girl. So and So: She's my friend, but not my best. Now who wants to tandem parasail with me? George Washington: Woot. Abe Lincoln: Woot. Henry Rollins: Woot. Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S ALMOST OVER! {What's Her Face is hanging out with Thomas. Thomas is skateboarding} What's Her Face:: Do an indy nosebone. {SO AND SO and the other guys parasail by.} So and So: Sooooo goooood! What's Her Face: I think my friend and some presidents just flew by. Thomas: LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!!!! ....'d What's Her Face: Sweet moves, Thomas! Narrator Strong Bad: NOW IT'S OVER! |