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Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (cool parents!)! So and So (student council)! What's Her Face (shop lifting?)! The Ugly One (prepaid lunch!)! Cheerleader: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year. So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One: SO GOOD! Cheerleader: Y'all are so wack. The Ugly One: Wiggidy-wack? Cheerleader: Nope, just regular type. So and So: Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch. [Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.] Cheerleader: You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real. So and So (to no one): Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too. Narrator Strong Bad: Weirded out! So and So (walking into the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit"): Okay, let's go. Ahhh! Go Growlbacks! What's Her Face: When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation. Cheerleader: Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing? The Ugly One: Yes ma'am. Cheerleader: Grood.... I mean good... and great. Great and good. The Ugly One: Teehee. What's Her Face: We're cool. [A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, as Narrator Strong Bad says:] Narrator Strong Bad: NO YOU'RE NOT. Cheerleader: So Quarterman, how's about you and me? Quarterback: How's about you get some brains? The Man with the Huge Mouth (in a cockpit on top of a giant brain): CEREBELLUM'D! So and So: Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?... I love you too, Brett. Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S OVER! |