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Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (boy crazy!)! So-and-So (math crazy!)! What's Her Face (whatev!)! The Ugly One (actually crazy!)! Cheerleader: Listen gals, if we want to look All: So goo- Cheerleader: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS! So-and-So: I am SO there. Cheerleader: We three can go to the mall. What's Her Face, you can go to a thrift store. Or junkyard. {The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds} So-and-So: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE? The Ugly One: Three spring rolls, please. The Man with the Huge Mouth: MSG'd! The Ugly One: Ow! My stomach lining! Cheerleader: We'll worry about that one later. MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE {A girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item"} What's Her Face: These clothes smell like grandmas. Cheerleader: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good? So and So and The Ugly One: So good! The Ugly One: My stomach feels better! Cheerleader (wearing an elephant head): I'm going for a whole new style! So and So and The Ugly One: No good! Cheerleader: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends. So and So and The Ugly One: That's true. What's Her Face: I'm walkin home from the thrift store. Narrator Strong Bad: Poooosssssummmmms...! Cheerleader: My card is totally maxorzed! The Ugly One: True dat. So and So: True that. Cheerleader: Whats your problem? What's Her Face (happily): I met a possum. So and So: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready? All: POSE! What's Her Face: My blood hurts. Narrator Strong Bad (singing): Teen Girl Squad! The-teenest-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen! The End |