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So, I wanted someone to interview me, and I searched high and low for an interviewer, but all I found was lil' ol' me! So...I don't know if anyone's done anything like this on the wiki...but here's my interview with myself! Me: First of all, I’d like to thank me for agreeing to this interview. Me: No problem, I’m happy to oblige myself. Me: So, let’s get started. Why don’t I tell myself a bit about myself? Me: Ok, I was born in Canada, and I moved to Tennessee about 5 years ago – Me: [interrupting] From Canada? What was I thinking? I moved 2000 miles, from one country to another – Me: Hey, will I let me finish? Me: Oh, sorry, I got excited… Me: Ok. Well, I just graduated from college, with a BA in Theatre - Me: [stifles a laugh] Really? Am I kidding? Me: No…theatre’s been my passion all my life! Me: [snickering] Um, yeah, but what am I going to do with a degree in theatre? Wait tables? Me: [exasperated] Well, actually, that’s one of my two part time jobs – Me: [laughing] I have TWO part time jobs? I must be a college-graduate-actor loser! Me: Hey! I should be nicer to me! Me: [still laughing] Oh! I’m sorry, am I alright? Or am I just acting upset? [laughs] Me: Yeah, well...I’m just a stupid interviewer! I don’t know anything! Me: Hey [suddenly defensive] – do I want a piece of myself? Me: Anytime, anywhere, I’ll take me on! Me: Oh yeah? Well, I think this interview is over, cause it’s time to open a can of whoop– Me: [interrupts] I’m leaving! I’m such a jerk! [door slams] Me: Whew...I’m sorry I had to see that... |