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Featuring: Strong Bad INTRODUCTION Strong Bad: Woah! Electronic mail! Dear Strong Bad, My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls me when I'm trying to study. What should I do? Crapfully yours, Roy Strong Bad: Oh, well! I think I might have a little piece of advice for you, Roy. Close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!! I mean, this girl obviously has the hots for you man. Why do you think she's calling you? I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base. So unless you're studying a book called ["This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base"], I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man! And also, send me a copy of that book. It sounds pretty good. You know what...scratch that. You keep studying Roy, I'm going over to your girlfriend's house. {He walks away from the computer and a few seconds later he returns back} Uh, I forgot. I don't know her name or where she lives, but your girlfriend still loves me, Roy. {The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.} ----  Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden |