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Featuring: Strong Bad, The Cheat INTRODUCTION Strong Bad: {singing} Do, du, dadadadum, do, dadadadum... {stops singing} Hi Strong Bad, I'm from England. What do you think of the English? Thank you, Mark Strong Bad: Gee, Mark, if you're really from England shouldn't you have some kinda unneccessary vowel at the end of your name? {He changes the name "Mark" by adding an "e" at the end.} And what is this "Thank you"? Whatever happened to "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Nevermind the Bollocks"? {He deletes the words "Thank you" from the message and types the words "Cheers", "Cheerio" and finally, "Nevermind the Bollocks".} Call yourself "English"! But anyways, what do I think of the English, huh? Oh, I'll tell you what I think of the English! {And a red big sign with white letters appears across the screen saying "BANNED IN THE UK."} Strong Bad Offends The Royals! In this Monday's edition of U.S. based "Strong Bad Email," the title character, Strong Bad, an odd little bloke with a Mexican wrestling mask for a head and boxing gloves for hands made such comments that warranted the Queen to ban the edition from UK shores. Strong Bad has been charged with "verbal crimes against the crown" and the Strong Bad Email, now simply being called the infamous "sbemail22," has been removed from broadcast in both the UK and the States. At a press conference held on Tuesday, The Guardian - http://www.guardian.co.uk {If you click on "press conference", it will show a scene where Strong Bad is sitting next to The Cheat at the british press conference. A reporter asks Strong Bad about his comment.} The Announcer: Strong Bad, how do you respond to claims that your comment brough the entire royal family to tears? {The Cheat whispers to Strong Bad the respond. Strong Bad clears his throat and speaks out to the microphone.} Strong Bad: Screw all ya'll! {And the reporters get shocked.} The Announcer: Oh, blimey! {A black-and-white photograph snaps Strong Bad and The Cheat.} One of the Beatles (background voice): I can't believe he said that. {The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.} ----  Transcribed by an user at 212.214.5.178 in Solna, Sweden |