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STRONG BAD: Augh. {smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails. {reading} Hey Strong Bad- Whats up? What is your morning routine? Mike S. Gibsonia, Pa {typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. {cut to Strong Bad sleeping on the couch, mumbling} Sunh... {Strong Sad walks up} STRONG SAD: Hey Strong Bad. STRONG BAD: cruls... STRONG SAD: Wake up! STRONG BAD: brahn... STRONG SAD: I wanna watch that show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy. STRONG BAD: ramble-dukes... STRONG SAD: You told me not to let you sleep past noon! STRONG BAD: super bomber man... STRONG SAD: Wake up! {Strong Bad gets up from the couch, and we see that one of his hands is inside a bag of Potate brand potato chips. He starts walking off, slouching. He walks up to the computer and sits down.} STRONG BAD: Augh. {smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails. {reading} Hey Strong Bad- Whats up? What is your morning routine? Mike S. Gibsonia, Pa {typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. The "R" in routine stands for r-- STRONG SAD: {offscreen} Hey Strong Bad! {Strong Bad turns to see Strong Sad standing there} I found this egg in the couch. Is this yours? STRONG BAD: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down. {Strong Sad puts down the egg and walks off. Strong Bad resumes typing.} So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The "R" in routine stands for r STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, I found what I believe to be a goose egg in the couch. STRONG BAD: Thank you, Interruptor Jones. That is also my egg. Now put it down. {Strong Sad puts it down, and Strong Bad resumes typing again} Sorry about that, Mike. So, the "R" STRONG SAD: Here's a duck egg, a nuthatch egg, ostrich egg, maybe a dinosaur egg, one of those brown eggs... STRONG BAD: What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch. STRONG SAD: There needs to be a better word for weird. {The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit} STRONG MAD: MY PANTIIES! MY PANTIIES! {they run off} STRONG SAD: Okay. I'm moving out. {Strong Sad walks off, Strong Bad resumes typing} STRONG BAD: Fine with me, Strong Sad. I mean Mike. I mean whatever. {The paper comes down} 'So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.' is that suggesting something? |