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== Transcript == Featuring: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner INTRODUCTION Strong Bad: I am going to check my email. Dear Strongbad, I want to have the bestest halloween costume ever this year. How can I make a strongbad costume? With crap, Ben from Ohio University Strong Bad: {typing} Well Ben, I couldn't agree with you more. You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet. {stops typing} But I digress. Onto the costumes... {And the scene of the bushes appears at the screen.} Strong Bad (background voice): We'll demonstrate on stupid over here. {Homestar appears outside} Homestar Runner: Hello! Strong Bad (background voice): First paint your head red, {Homestar's head turns red} Then take your shirt off to expose your manly chest. {Homestar's shirt disappears and a digital blur appears over his body} Next get some boxing gloves, {Giant boxing gloves appear on Homestar's feet.} but if you don't have boxing gloves, oven mitts will do. {A huge pink oven mitt appears on Homestar's head.} Next, duct tape some aluminum foil to some twine. {Duct tape is wrapped around Homestar's legs, with two loose ends attached to a roll of tin foil and a ball of twine.} And finally, get your mom to make you a Strong Bad costume. You'll be the belle of the ball. Homestar Runner: I'm a belle! {Strong Bad sits back in front of his computer.} Strong Bad: Okay, so until next time, who put the ween in halloween? I don't know. Probably you, you freakin' weirdo! {The paper falls, reading "Click here to e-mail strong bad".} ----  Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden |