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Strong Bad : Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail. {Reading E-mail} Dear Strong Bad, I think the Cheat is the coolest thing ever, but why can't I understand him? Please tell the Cheat to talk normal. Sincerely, Cory, North Dakota {Typing} Whoa. The entire town of Cory, North Dakota decided to e-mail me. That was nice of them. {Strong Bad's voice echoes and sounds like it's coming out of a megaphone} Citizens of Cory! Thank you for your email. Hang on, let me get The Cheat. {Strong Bad turns around in his chair and calls for The Cheat, his voice normal} Hey, the Che- Oh. The Cheat. {Strong Bad sees that The Cheat is standing beside him} Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas. The Cheat : [The Cheat talk] Strong Bad : Douglas. The Cheat : [some more The Cheat talk] Strong Bad : Douglas! The Cheat : [the same exclamation as the first time] Strong Bad : {turning back to his computer} Well, I guess you can't expect much from a furry little man who hangs out with my brother all day. Speaking of... {Strong Bad turns around again, calling for Strong Mad} Hey, Strong Ma- Whoa! '' {He sees that Strong Mad is standing beside him. Strong Mad. Say Douglas. Strong Mad : DAAHH!!! Strong Bad : Douglas. Strong Mad : DAAAAAAHHH!!! Strong Bad : Douglas! Strong Mad : Dah? Strong Bad : {turning back to his computer again} So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. Eh- oh. Hang on a second. {Strong Bad turns away again} Hey! Strong Sad! {Strong Sad arrives} Strong Sad : Douglas! {Strong Bad hits him in the stomach with the keyboard} Strong Bad : So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. The Cheat can't say anything normal, like Douglas. {Something that sounds like "Douglas" is heard off to the left and (Strong Bad turns around} (Strong Bad : What the- Who said Douglas? {"Douglas" is heard again, but then it cuts to a window} Strong Bad : Oh, wait, it's just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against the window. It was nothing to worry about after all. {Strong Bad turns back to his computer again} Strong Bad : So, I guess you guys are just gonna have to learn how to speak The Cheat. I know a little myself... You know, like, [speaks some Cheat], and, um, [speaks more Cheat], you know... I don't know what any of that means, but, uh, it really seems to tick The Cheat off when I say it, so, I say it to him all the time. Anyways, give it up for me! ... Guys? {The Paper descends} |