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Featuring: Strong Bad INTRODUCTION Strong Bad: Check that email, check it down, check that email, smacking around. dear strong bad, i want to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University, just like you. Please let me know how i can accomplish this goal. thank you. Margo Strong Bad: I'm glad you asked me, Margo. {Strong Bad appears in front of a desk doing a commercial.} Strong Bad: Do you want to be more awesome? Sure! We all do. Here in Crazy Go Nuts University you can get the experience you'll need to be almost half as awesome as I am. Get your certificate in: Cheesing People Off, Indian-Giving, Cutting Ones, Doing Some Other Things, Home Invasion, Cracking Wise, World Domination, Sending Me a Dollar, Total Spaceship Guy, TV / VCR Repair or GET YOUR DEGREE! Applying is easy, just take this free art test. {Strong Bad holds up a picture of a mean man with a big knife drawn on the test paper.} Fill off the test and send it back to us. And you will be well on your way to a better, awesomer you. Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is... you. Probably. Announcer (background voice): Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you. {The Paper comes down.} ----  Transcribed by a user at h17n1fls301o1033.telia.com in Solna, Sweden ---- CGNU (also known as Crazy Go Nuts University) offers a wide assortment of degrees. Choose from: * Cheesing People Off * Indian-Giving * Cutting Ones * Doing Some Other Things * Home Invasion * Cracking Wise * World Domination * Sending Me a Dollar * Total Spaceship Guy * TV / VCR Repair * Or GET YOUR DEGREE! To apply you simply need to draw a picture of a guy with a big knife. |