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Strong Bad: strongbad, underscore, email, dot exe. Enter. Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you and the Cheat pull a caper of some sort. It seems like there has been little cooperation between the two of you as of late. James Detroit Mi (pronounces it like "me") (typing:) Well, you're right. It's no secret that The Cheat and I haven't been getting along very well.... since he screwed up our last caper. (cuts to Strong Bad and The Cheat in Homestar's house, stealing his newspaper.) Strong Bad: I don't care about the crossword, man, just the jumbles, the jumbles! (The Cheat says something) Strong Bad: I don't know, go look over there. (The Cheat says something and goes over to a table with a lamp on it) Strong Bad: No, look out! Oh, great, man. (The Cheat knocks over the lamp, breaking it. A light turns on and Homestar comes out. He is wearing pajamas, holding a mug of coffee, and hasn't shaved yet. Strong Bad and The Cheat try not to look guilty.) Homestar Runner: (tired) Oh, hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you guys doing in my house? Strong Bad: We've been ID'd! Every man for himself! (he and The Cheat run away) Homestar Runner: Thanks for stopping by, you guys. Thanks for breaking my cow lamp. (cuts back to the computer) Strong Bad: The Cheat, man. (music begins) Where did we go wrong? It seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears. Strong Sad: (offscreen) That was yesterday. Strong Bad: This one's for you. (singing) I got mad at The Cheat, uh! For screwing up the jumble caper, uh! I hope I don't see his name in the paper, in the obituaries Cause that would mean he's dead. (pulls back to show Strong Mad and Strong Sad standing next to the computer clapping) The Cheat is not dead, I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead. The Cheat is not dead, Strong Mad: DEAD! Strong Bad: I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead. The Cheat is not dead, Strong Sad: Dead! Strong Bad: I'm so glad The Cheat is not- Just the claps! Just the claps.... Strong Sad, I didn't know you had any rhythm. Strong Sad: Oh sure, I've got tons of rhythm. Strong Bad: Keep it rolling for me guys, keep it rolling. (goes out to the field) Strong Bad: The Cheat, I... I just wanted to say that... oh, I can't stay mad at you! (The Cheat says something) Strong Bad: How about a little kick for old time's sake? (The Cheat gives an angry look) Strong Bad: Nah, I'm just kidding, man. (makes kicking motions) Oh, what, watch me now! Had you there. ==== The Paper ==== (about five seconds later, Homestar walks out. He is still in his pajamas.) Homestar Runner:Aww, you guys are so cute. (pause) I should probably get dressed or something. What is it, like three in the afternoon? Looking good, Homestar. Strong Bad: Yeah, what's the deal? I didn't know you needed to shave. Homestar Runner: Oh, I don't. It's cinnamon. |