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Strong Bad: In the united States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them. (Reads) Can you make a comic about my friends? Tey are totally obsessed with you. Their names are mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble (Screen actually says "Virginia, Joy, Kristen and Jennifer"). I would really appriciate it. Thankyou. Brittany. Strong Bad: (Typing) Well, I'd really appriciate it if you proofread your emails before you sent them to me! So, a comic about your little friends, huh? Well, okay. I'll see what I can do! (Gets out pencil and starts drawing something. Teen Girl Squad music starts playing.) Narrator: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! So and So! What's Her Face! The Ugly One! Cheerleader: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!! So and So: Word The Ugly One: Word What's Her Face: Word (Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face and The Ugly One walk along. A helicopter shoots birds in the background) Cheerleader: Okay, now lets start LOOKING GOOD!!!! So and So: A'ight The Ugly One: A'ight What's Her Face: A'ight (A robot vapourises So and So) Robot: VOIP!!! Cheerleader: Kristen, you look burnt or DEAD. (Cheerleader, What's Her Face and The Ugly One walk along) What's Her Face: I miss Kristina. The Ugly One: I have a crush on every boy! (Hundreds of arrows hit The Ugly One) Man's Head: Arrowed. The Ugly One: OW! my skin! (What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur) Dinosaur: Punt! What's Her Face: Dag, yo. (Cheerleader stands in front of So and So, What's Her Face and The Ugly One's graves) Cheerleader: I look so good. Strong Bad: (typing) Wow, Brittany! That turned out pretty good! I should maybe make some crappy xeroxes of that thing and sell it over at Bubs'. Or at least some snooty independent record store. (stops typing) Ok, so, thats it! No more Strong Bad Emails. Na, just kiddin... maybe. The paper |