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INTRODUCTION Strong Bad: {singing} I got an email. I got an awesome email. {stops singing} Dear Strong Bad, If you had three wishes, what would the second one be? Much Crap, Brandon Hofer Judson College Elgin, IL Strong Bad: Geez, I didn't need your freaking life story man. {typing} Augh, that's an easy one Brandon. Horns. No question. I'd wish for a pair of horns. Here, check it out. {Strong Bad bends to the desk and starts drawing. He draws a picture of himself with horns and holds the paper up to show it (see above).} Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked awesome. Like I could maybe go on tour with some heavy metal band and like be their mascot you know and come out on stage, and have some type of laser fight with the lead singer and all the fans will go nuts. Oh man, that would be great. {He puts away the picture of himself with horns.} Okay you guys, so until next week, it's not required that you sign your email "Crapfully yours" or "With a bunch of crap" or "Crap in the times" or "Crap is so great", "Everything is crap", "My middle name is Crapperson". You know, you could just put "Sincerely"... or "Yours truly", that's another good one. Come on guys, I'll still read them. {The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.} {He picks up the picture of himself with horns again.} You know these horns kinda look like croissants the way I drew them. Maybe my third wish will be for a couple of croissants. Yeah, like heat it up with some butter melting on the top. {He puts away the picture and clears his throat.} I got to get the cheat to get me some of those... some of those... (with a heavy french accent) croissants. ----  Transcribed by an user at h17n1fls301o1033.telia.com in Solna, Sweden |